Use my Happiness Spell and change your life completely
Jeez you’ve been one hell of a grump recently haven’t you! Nothing seems to be making you smile these days. You’ve been living under that pesky dark cloud for so long – and it just won’t go away!
I’m guessing if you had your way, pyjamas would be considered ‘smart casual’ and staying in bed your new ‘career.’
But it’s not. And for some unknown reason the world won’t let you do that – selfish eh? You have to get up, wear clothes (that require ironing), go out and talk to people AND appear interested in the ‘yada yada yada’ they come out with. It’s exhausting just thinking about all the effort putting on shoes can take….and if they are lace ups it just aint gonna happen! The world is a cruel place!
Or maybe you don’t have to go out. Maybe that’s the problem. Maybe there’s nothing to get out of bed for. No job, no significant individual who smiles whenever they see your face, no nothing.
There’s a million reasons in this world to feel unhappy. And a million ways to be unhappy – from ‘feeling down in the dumps‘ or ‘having the blues’ to a regular fight with ‘the black dog’.
Let me ask you this; you want to go back to feeling happy, again. Right?
Remember what it felt like to smile AND mean it? Have a little go – go on I dare you! Because my smile is going to have you grinning from ear to ear. OOOOOOOOH yeah! I’m going to turn you into an Olympic Gold Smiler. People are going to wonder if you have won the lottery (before you ask ‘no I can’t do a spell for that’) because you are going to be so happy.
Who can benefit from my Happiness Spell?
Let’s see how many of these apply to you…
- Getting out of bed and facing the world feels like too much effort.
- Every song on the radio seems to remind you about how miserable you are..
- The world seems to dealing you a bad hand every day of the week..
- Everyone around you seems to be having so much more fun that you. Not that you can remember what ‘fun’ actually feels like anymore!.
- You’re in a rut and don’t see any way out..
- You’ve just ‘had enough.’.
Is that you? Well, finally I have some very good news; you’re in the right place. It’s time to put in a call to your new best friend, your ‘Black Magic’ Witch, and let me remind you want happiness feels like once again.
Are you ready?
How does the Happiness Spell work?
Well first things first – we need to clear out any negative energy that you may have picked up, and if you’re under any kind of curse we’ll stamp that out once and for all. No-one sits under a curse on my watch!
Second, we’ll invite shiny happy energy to start flowing through you. You’ll be surrounded head to toe with gorgeousness so that not only do you feel happy, but you have happy thoughts too. (Have you noticed that I don’t do spells in half measures yet?)
Thirdly, I’ll ask you to do a daily ritual. It’s easy peasy lemon squeezy. I do all the tricky stuff – that is why you pay me after all – but your job will be to pump up the volume a little bit more every day. Reckon you can do that? I KNOW you can because I don’t cast spells for anyone who won’t put in the work.
Next; you’re gonna need to start paying more attention to things that go on around you. You need to put yourself about a bit so the universe and smother you with more happy stuff. It’s in the air all the time, we just have to make you a magnet to attract those particles.
Your world is about to change. Brace yourself Buddy!
What you achieve will be up to you – but there are no limits with this spell under your belt. You can keep using it over and over and the best thing about it is that the more you work at increasing the energy the more effective this Happiness Spell will be.
Is there anybody else who shouldn't order this Happiness Spell?
This spell needs something to work with. Maybe a memory. Maybe a moment. Something in your life that you had, or have, that was able to put the smile on your face.
But if you genuinely can’t remember ever being happy – not even for five minutes, not even when you were a kid – then this isn’t going to work for you. Sorry.
Also, this is a spell for people who want to change, not people who want to be changed. Read that again – there is a difference.
If you’re hoping you can pay me to make you happy and not do anything beyond clicking the BUY NOW button on this website… well that’s not going to work either.
How long does the Motivation Spell take to work?
That really does depend on you. It’s a Spell that loves to be ‘fed’ and the more you ‘feed’ it the happier you will be.
Are you ready to be happy once more?
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