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Once you have sent your message you will receive an automated confirmation. If you don’t please check your spam filters and unblock me.
I always respond to all *genuine* messages, though I sometimes take a day or three. Sending multiple messages asking the same thing won’t speed the process up. Be patient.
Messages begging me to work for free (or offering me payment at a later date) will always be ignored.
There are a few things I cannot - and will not - do, so please don't ask.